so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Enjoy the penises
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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