this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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