We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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