piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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