Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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