Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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