Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I smell stomach acid.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
