I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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