he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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