Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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