Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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