I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
