O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I checked into jail on foursquare
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We don't watch enough power rangers
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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