Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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