i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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