Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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