I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
