do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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