and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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