I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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