on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
