After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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