And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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