Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize