Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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