would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
