I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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