Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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