im six kinds of drunk right now
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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