one might say we're banned from that church
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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