Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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