i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I deserve to be covered in dicks
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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