The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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