oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's shark week go big or go home
Randomize
