I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
worst night to have a conscience
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
