I must be too annoying 4 u.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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