Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
third nipple confirmed
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Randomize
