But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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