Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
zippers are such a cool invention
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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