Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm at about main and main street
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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