She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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