It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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