Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
There's even glitter on my cock...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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