are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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