OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
worst night to have a conscience
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
