Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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