May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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