she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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