I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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