1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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