Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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