Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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