lets start a swedish sibling band together
We need to rekindle our bromance
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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