S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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